Dear Victoria S.

It has been years since I have paid you a visit. I'm sick of adjusting, fixing, pulling, etc.  I needed help and my old ones were falling a part. I usually wait until I really have to buy one because I hate the hassle of finding the right one.  I don't have the patience for it at all.

In the past, if it looks like it will do the job, then I usually just toss it in my cart and get on with my shopping, already annoyed that I even had to go down that isle.... only to find that it is totally uncomfortable and worthless.

So, Victoria, it was time, again to pay you a visit.

I went to the mall, asked information where I might find you. She tells me and I start walking, really fast towards your neck of the woods. I was on a mission, I knew what I needed, wasn't excited about it, but knew I could not go one more day tugging, fixing and adjusting.

I see the pink the black and the fur. I take a deep breath, and walk in. I'm on a mission. Let's get this job done and let's get it done fast!!

I am greeted by one of your ladies. She starts to say: "hello.. Welcome to Vict..." I quickly cut her off (in the nicest way possible, but I wanted out of there asap). I say: "Hi, I need a new... well, you know... and I want to do this as fast and as painless as possible!"

Then it happened, I could not help it, it just happened... I  proceeded to tell this innocent employee all about how I've nursed three babies, had a hysterectomy and how the combo has done a number on my body...la...la..la (I tend to give out more information than people usually wants to hear. It's genetic. I can't help it, it's in my blood. I come from a long line of talkative women)!

Victoria, your girl got right to work. I was impressed with her skills and dedication to her job. She asks the simple question and I say things like "um, well,..." and "I think".... and with out skipping a beat she says "O.k., ARMS UP!" The next thing I know a measuring tape is getting wrapped around me and numbers and letters are concluded.

I was way off. Hence the tugging, shifting, etc.

We walk here and there, grab this and that, and seconds later, I am in a dressing room. It does not take long to make my choice. I couldn't believe the difference! I joked that I felt like it served two purposes... 1. the obvious and 2. a back brace. I decided I had better take two and rationalized that it was an investment for my future.

So there you have it Victoria. I was in and out in less than twenty minutes and you even gave me a free make up bag! You are too kind! Your people did their job and I feel like a new lady. I thank you!

p.s. the sign on your mirror is missing a few letters... when you take the "s" out of "sexy" it becomes "exy" and frankly, that is not "sexy!"